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The definition of genius, just the smartest person to ever touch this earth
This Assaf is so fucking smart, I just want to push him against the wall and rip his clothes off.
Assaf by Mrcapalilbit November 22, 2021
Is this drake or Assaf is a king. Well Assaf stands for Ass Sis suck a frog. You should talk to Assaf or else.
Assaf = God
Assaf by anonymous August 25, 2021

Assaf Seewi

A drummer that juggle sticks and does crazy shit, while keeping a sick beat. Debatably the best stick-trick drummer of our time, he also puts up amazing music by itself.
A drummer watching Assaf Seewi: ..... I quit.
Assaf Seewi by drumlife June 29, 2009

Assaf Dekel 

An example for the ideal male species.
A super intelligent human being which is often a symbol and idol for the human race.
Assaf Dekel!! WOW!!!
or
WOW!!! Assaf Dekel!!
or
WOW!!! Assaf Dekel!! WOW!!!
Assaf Dekel by Elohim March 27, 2005

Assaf Tevet

Probably the coolest human to ever exist. He is cooler than franco and venty.
HI. I'm cool. I'm Assaf Tevet

Assaf Tevet

probably the coolest man to ever exist. He is way cooler than venty and franco.
"Hi, I'm a cool and handsome person. I'm Assaf Tevet.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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