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Couch Auction
When a group of Facebook trolls find random live streams and ask about an imaginary couch they are selling. These trolls normally focus on Pearl Parties and Jewelry Showcases being broadcasted on Facebook Live by old women. If one person asks, they look stupid, but when these trolls come in numbers 20+, they are powerful. They will call the broadcaster the opposite gender to anger them more.
These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"
The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.
These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"
The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.
Lady: Ok everyone, here is number 22 it is a silver neckla-
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head
Couch Auction by iDateBlackGirls December 17, 2017
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awktion
When you ask to a general group is anyone wants something you have, and no one responds and now you're stuck with that thing.
Person A: Does anyone want this peanut butter granola bar?
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off
awktion by Pew Pew Picklez November 20, 2013
auction hangover
the bad feeling you experience after you drink too much at a charity auction and spend money you don't have
I have a bad auction hangover. I got drunk and bought a 9 liter bottle of fine wine. Unfortunately, I have to take out a second mortgage, but at least I outbid paddle #78 and showed him who's boss. Of course, I did it for the children.
auction hangover by napajoe June 11, 2014
Anti trinity aktion
A group of weeb, furry and mlp haters that have formed a group on the popular meme website memedroid, and whose activities signify the upcoming trinity war.
Hey kids wanna buy some f*aggotry
*Beep boop beep boop*
Oh shit the anti trinity aktion are here run...
*Beep boop beep boop*
Oh shit the anti trinity aktion are here run...
Anti trinity aktion by Theoriginaldemo2012 June 7, 2018
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