auktion

The real reason that those huge dark-gray flightless birds with the oversized weird-looking beaks aren't found in the wild anymore... we didn't kill them; they all just got sold off to the highest bidder, and now a few people are hoarding them on remote farms.

An auktion can also refer to a wares-selling shindig in the Norwegian village of Aukland.

by QuacksO May 29, 2019

Couch Auction

When a group of Facebook trolls find random live streams and ask about an imaginary couch they are selling. These trolls normally focus on Pearl Parties and Jewelry Showcases being broadcasted on Facebook Live by old women. If one person asks, they look stupid, but when these trolls come in numbers 20+, they are powerful. They will call the broadcaster the opposite gender to anger them more.

These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"

The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.

Lady: Ok everyone, here is number 22 it is a silver neckla-
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head

by iDateBlackGirls December 17, 2017

auctions

to bid and or place a bid on a item up for sale

today in California the auctions are going to be spectacular

by JAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! May 14, 2016

Silent Auctioning

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.

I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.

by TheClucass October 7, 2010

awktion

When you ask to a general group is anyone wants something you have, and no one responds and now you're stuck with that thing.

Person A: Does anyone want this peanut butter granola bar?
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off

by Pew Pew Picklez November 20, 2013

auction hangover

the bad feeling you experience after you drink too much at a charity auction and spend money you don't have

I have a bad auction hangover. I got drunk and bought a 9 liter bottle of fine wine. Unfortunately, I have to take out a second mortgage, but at least I outbid paddle #78 and showed him who's boss. Of course, I did it for the children.

by napajoe June 11, 2014

Anti trinity aktion

A group of weeb, furry and mlp haters that have formed a group on the popular meme website memedroid, and whose activities signify the upcoming trinity war.

Hey kids wanna buy some f*aggotry
*Beep boop beep boop*
Oh shit the anti trinity aktion are here run...

by Theoriginaldemo2012 June 7, 2018