by napajoe August 31, 2013
a divorce resulting from the covid house arrest where the parties realize that a parting of the ways might be best
After being trapped in a house with Joe for 6 months, Jen finally told him how stupid he was and that he was an asshole for always telling his braggadocious stories. After 25 years, Joe finally called her a cunt. Their seemingly perfect marriage came crashing to the ground right after they had just signed a contract on their dream house. Shit happens. Just another example of a covidivorce brought on by the lockdown.
by napajoe September 13, 2020
Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
by napajoe December 06, 2017
the bad feeling you experience after you drink too much at a charity auction and spend money you don't have
I have a bad auction hangover. I got drunk and bought a 9 liter bottle of fine wine. Unfortunately, I have to take out a second mortgage, but at least I outbid paddle #78 and showed him who's boss. Of course, I did it for the children.
by napajoe June 11, 2014