awktion 

When you ask to a general group is anyone wants something you have, and no one responds and now you're stuck with that thing.

Person A: Does anyone want this peanut butter granola bar?
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off

awktion by Pew Pew Picklez November 20, 2013

Anti trinity aktion

A group of weeb, furry and mlp haters that have formed a group on the popular meme website memedroid, and whose activities signify the upcoming trinity war.

Hey kids wanna buy some f*aggotry
*Beep boop beep boop*
Oh shit the anti trinity aktion are here run...

Anti trinity aktion by Theoriginaldemo2012 June 7, 2018

awk-tion 

awk-tion: an erection that come around for no reason, and at any random or awkward time, hence the name awk-tion.

Ross was watching Mythbusters when suddenly, he got an awk-tion and he had to cover it up with a cushion.

awk-tion by ThatJewishPig January 14, 2012

auktion

The real reason that those huge dark-gray flightless birds with the oversized weird-looking beaks aren't found in the wild anymore... we didn't kill them; they all just got sold off to the highest bidder, and now a few people are hoarding them on remote farms.

An auktion can also refer to a wares-selling shindig in the Norwegian village of Aukland.

auktion by QuacksO May 29, 2019