Auctioner

A person in the passenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.

I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!

I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.

by Maybeillcatchfire September 28, 2008

Couch Auction

When a group of Facebook trolls find random live streams and ask about an imaginary couch they are selling. These trolls normally focus on Pearl Parties and Jewelry Showcases being broadcasted on Facebook Live by old women. If one person asks, they look stupid, but when these trolls come in numbers 20+, they are powerful. They will call the broadcaster the opposite gender to anger them more.

These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"

The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.

Lady: Ok everyone, here is number 22 it is a silver neckla-
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head

by iDateBlackGirls December 17, 2017

Affirmative Actioner

A college student that only got admitted thanks to affirmative action. These students don't care about their grades, sell drugs at parties, and act obnoxiously.

That Affirmative Actioner is so annoying and won't stop playing rap music in the library when we're trying to study.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 10, 2022

actioneer

ac·tion·o·neer
akSH(ə)npīəˈnir/
noun
noun: actioneer; plural noun: actioneers

A person that takes action.

One that goes out and makes things happen and does not wait for others to do something for them.

One that lives life by taking action, not living in reaction.

When Joe started his real estate business, he called every for sale sign in town, he was a true actioneer.

by The House Guy May 20, 2018

auctions

to bid and or place a bid on a item up for sale

today in California the auctions are going to be spectacular

by JAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! May 14, 2016

Silent Auctioning

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.

I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.

by TheClucass October 7, 2010

Actioned

Absolute bollocks spoken by incompetent managers, particularly those that work in the civil service or call centre environment, who wander round uselessy with bits of paper, bollocking people for no good reason other than they are a Grade A twat.

"Phil, I gave you this case to complete last week. Why has it not been actioned?"

"I've been busy colouring in Shere Khan and Baloo from The Jungle Book."

"Oh..."

by Smashthegas May 4, 2008