The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
A gun that is capable of creating man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnels through physical space, a possible application for which includes shower curtains.

Hey, look at my ASHPD!

ASHPD by Black Mesa February 19, 2011

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Ass To Her Daughter's Mouth

A MFF threesome involving fucking a MILF in her ass then immediately putting your cock into her daughter's mouth. The surest way of going straight to hell after you die.

That MILF I fucked has a hot daughter and they let me do ATHDM, too.

ATHDM by Lambskin22000 July 30, 2011

ATHUD

Acronym. Armenians That Have Uncircumcized Dicks. That pretty much sums it up.

Wow, Mikel is really an ATHUD, check out his chode!! I never knew he was an ATHUD until I found out he was armenian.

ATHUD by Unsark Sarikisian January 10, 2008

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athidya

The man with the biggest dick and massive king. He always the coolest in the room and the hottest

OMG Athidya is the Hottest

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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