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Len: You're a moron, Mel.
Mel: ...athpd.
athpd by D. Y. Vetz May 12, 2021
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Acronym for “at the present departure from chronology.” A roundabout way of saying “now” or, alternatively, “rn” or “atm.”
Atpdfc I’m on 8th ave and 25th st. I should be there in a few minutes.
Atpdfc by Zalman Kelber March 27, 2021
Related Words
athpd ASHPD athadelete ATHDM Athedin athid athidiyan athidya athod ATHUD
and that's how it's done
Mike, athid !
athid by eriq23 January 15, 2011
The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
A gun that is capable of creating man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnels through physical space, a possible application for which includes shower curtains.
Hey, look at my ASHPD!
ASHPD by Black Mesa February 19, 2011
Ass To Her Daughter's Mouth

A MFF threesome involving fucking a MILF in her ass then immediately putting your cock into her daughter's mouth. The surest way of going straight to hell after you die.
That MILF I fucked has a hot daughter and they let me do ATHDM, too.
ATHDM by Lambskin22000 July 30, 2011
Acronym. Armenians That Have Uncircumcized Dicks. That pretty much sums it up.
Wow, Mikel is really an ATHUD, check out his chode!! I never knew he was an ATHUD until I found out he was armenian.
ATHUD by Unsark Sarikisian January 10, 2008
The man with the biggest dick and massive king. He always the coolest in the room and the hottest
OMG Athidya is the Hottest
athidya by anonymous November 24, 2021
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