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athadelete 

An individual who excels at laying or taking pipe. Has unique sexual traits that make them superior. Able to go the distance and more. usually end in physical injury/pain/exhaustion for the other party.

(Can use creative adjective to express the level of athadelete)
Women: -Damn, I can barely walk today. You really are an athadelete.

Unisex: -I never came that fast before. I guess I am not used to fucking around with an athadelete.

Man: -I will lay this on you forreal. Dont fuckin' play wit me. Imma fuckin D1 athadelete
athadelete by HsacWolfOreg April 16, 2024
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Athelete 

A primordial urban legend on Discord. Athelete is responsible for vile racist slander and menacing other users. Legend has it that he is one of the oldest accounts on Discord, perhaps one of the first 10 accounts ever created on the site.

He tends to join football (soccer) -related servers.

Athelete is believed by some to be a ghost or demonic entity.
Athelete destroyed an entire server overnight.

They say if you listen closely on a voice chat, you can still hear Athelete, screaming into the distance.
Athelete by Vaa7 July 13, 2021

Athelete 

Not to be confused with jocks, who are usually stuck-up idiots. Atheletes are people who are actually concerned about aspects of their lives other than their popularity and their cheerleader girlfriend. Athletes have an 85% better chance at becoming more successful than jocks, who will eventually be the people who clean the toilets at your local gas station. Atheletes, however, run a risk of being converted to jocks if they are on a sports team or group with them for an extended period of time (usually 2-3 years). High school teams usually are 10% athelets and 90% jocks.
Hey, Jackie Robinson was a great athelete! He broke the sports color barrier!
Hey, Michael Vick was a great jock. He fought dogs and lied about it!
Athelete by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008

Athamalete 

An Athamalete is an athlete that is as sharp as a double-edged dagger and will chop yo ass tf UP!
"What in the fuck is you talkin' bout cuz I be runnin the track like a ATHAMALETE" - Blind Fury
Athamalete by CKombobreaker August 19, 2021

Athelete's foot

Athelete's foot is a fungal condition that makes the skin on your feet redish and irritating
John wants to wear socks all day because he doesn't want anyone to see him with athelete's foot

Athelete 

Fake representation of a warrior, narcissistic, hateful, and a waste of money and time. Arrogant and promotes prostitution and drug use.
Please don't turn out to be an athelete all about the money and the handbags
Athelete by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

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