astpi 

anyway, so the point is

astpi, i would never do that

astpi by footballkid001 December 21, 2008

Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."

Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

Aspiring Rapper by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012

ASPITPIAY 

At Some Point In The Past I Asked You by MandJTV

'Leave your entries in the subreddit, Pokéfans and I'll watch submissions in the next episode of ASPITPIAY'

ASPITPIAY by MoonFire_Arc January 15, 2019

Skylar Astin 

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.

friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"

Skylar Astin by pepperstark April 6, 2015

Astin

Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.

Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.

Astin by CharlieisOkay May 17, 2022

ASPIT 

It stands for Ass, shit, penis, Ipussy, and tits. Typically is a tag on porn video.

"hey man, did you see the new video on the hub?"

"yeah. It has some serious ASPIT in it."

ASPIT by JupiterCoyote December 7, 2021

Primal aspid 

The worst enemy in hollow knight

I Hate Primal aspids They suck.

Primal aspid by youareman November 24, 2020