Definitions by JupiterCoyote

jupitered 

when a diabolical man touches your foreceps so you high key rip off his skin and wear it like a tshirt

"you hear that future got jupitered?"
"yeah, he deserves it for being so iniquitous and villainous"

jupitered by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024

futured

when you get your tip tickled and booty lickled by a lowkey evil man thats gonna bec made into a tshirt

"Yo you hear that jupiter got futured?"
"yeah, but dw hes make sure the guy gets jupitered"

futured by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024

informe 

To let someone know about their upcoming paw job under the table at waffle house

Big beo: I’m informeing you about your upcoming paw job
Lil beo: splendid. I’m as excited as boruto was to get his shinobi tool

informe by JupiterCoyote August 20, 2023

lil beo 

When you want to call someone lil bro, but they're really stupid so you have to reflect that in what you call them. Used for boruto and slugterra fans.

"well it looks like pass won according to this screenshot I took. I dont have to do the smash or pass video now hehe."
"lil beo if you just go to the page you can clearly see we won. also these three videos prove it, also this picture of you saying that we won. Skill fucking issue man. get some bitches on yo small ass dick"

lil beo by JupiterCoyote November 13, 2022

ass licked 

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.

"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"

ass licked by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022

TGIFFTT 

Thank god it's fucking friday the thirteenth

"I had such a good time today watching that movie"
"Yeah, TGIFFTT"

TGIFFTT by JupiterCoyote May 13, 2022

ASPIT 

It stands for Ass, shit, penis, Ipussy, and tits. Typically is a tag on porn video.

"hey man, did you see the new video on the hub?"

"yeah. It has some serious ASPIT in it."

ASPIT by JupiterCoyote December 7, 2021