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aspic

The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
by b what u r October 3, 2007
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Aspic

Aspiring basics. Girls who don't have the means to live as basic bitches, but want to. Sadder than
"Oh man, check out the aspic in the imitation Uggs. She keeps a Starbucks cup, but fills it for free at the office"
by billmax January 19, 2015
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aspic

1. Of asian and hispanic mixed race.

2. Asian-Hispanic fusion cuisine.
1. Juan Cho is one hot Aspic.

3. Tamale rolls and teriyaki fajitas are only two examples of Aspic cuisine.
by Yum Yum Collyer October 19, 2010
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Aspic

A yucky kind of food. Basically Jello but made from meat stock/broth and contains questionable meat products (e.g. offal), seafood or eggs inside.
Mom: Who wants aspic tonight!!!
Kids: Ewwwwwww 🤢🤮
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Aspiring Rapper

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."
Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.
by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012
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ASPITPIAY

At Some Point In The Past I Asked You by MandJTV
'Leave your entries in the subreddit, Pokéfans and I'll watch submissions in the next episode of ASPITPIAY'
by MoonFire_Arc January 15, 2019
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ASPIT

It stands for Ass, shit, penis, Ipussy, and tits. Typically is a tag on porn video.
"hey man, did you see the new video on the hub?"

"yeah. It has some serious ASPIT in it."
by JupiterCoyote December 7, 2021
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