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an asswhat is an asswhat.
guy one: Alyssa is an asswhat
by ya boi 96 August 11, 2019
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asswhat

an asswhat is an asswhat.
guy one: alyssa is an asswhat
by ya boi 96 August 11, 2019
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24 carat asshat

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017
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asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
by Anonymous October 11, 2002
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asshattery

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
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assphattuation

An infatuation with nice rear ends.
Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.
by Matityahu Rich April 26, 2012
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ASSWHAFFLE

Is a person that will lean on your dock box with a cold beer and tell you what you're doing wrong on that smokey diesel as you swear, kick and sweat. They'll come to your rescue with a cold beer, a willing hand, tools and shared lessons learned the hard way. Much like a kid, you won't listen and someday after you've "matured" in this new life of wind and sails, you might be the Asswhaffle passing along your knowledge to the new guy.
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015
I went over to the tiki bar looking for an Asswhaffle to help me scrape paint off of the hull of my boat.
by KEGGERS February 28, 2015
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