assweat 

Sweat that collects on/in one's ass after a good workout.
Also see: ballsweat

Good hustle guys... damn I got mad assweat!

assweat by Timmy 'o' Toole January 4, 2006

Assweat 

After a long day in the sun or working out you might end up with Assweat or as some people like to call it Swamp ass.

your playing football and your all sweaty you sit down and you realize you have assweat.

Assweat by Angry Mangina April 5, 2010

assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter

bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead

assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020

Asswear 

The wearing of an automobile seat in which the driver's rear has worn the seat due excessive usage over long periods of time.

I didn't want to buy that car because the front seat had excessive asswear on the driver's side seat.

Asswear by Oclat May 20, 2009

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003

assweasel 

Somebody who relentlessly tries to get out of doing anything work related unless it will give them a chance to kiss the boss's ass, or look like a real go-getter.

Until the boss showed up I thought he was in a fucking coma, now look at him. What an assweasel.

assweasel by Degs March 30, 2006

Asswater 

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

Asswater by jimbo July 12, 2003