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asshattan 

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.
Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.

asshattan by Twacklock January 23, 2008
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Asshattan 

Any city in which the majority of the population consists of asshats.
You and your faggot freinds can go back to Asshattan and reject pussy for the rest of your pathetic lives!
Asshattan by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008

asshattan 

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.
Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.

asshattan by Twacklock January 23, 2008

Far Asshattan 

I thought you said this party was in Bushwick, not Far Asshattan.
Far Asshattan by ccbk November 18, 2015

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

asshattery 

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.
Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!
asshattery by mrshert September 8, 2011

asshattedness 

Being an Asshat about something

see also asshat
My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness.
asshattedness by crispey May 27, 2006
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