assvortex
George Allen proved himself an assvortex when he call an Indian-American student a "macaca" then claimed he didn't know what it meant
assvortex by angie (for JMH) September 17, 2008
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A Box Of Assorted Creams
Your wife has a box of assorted creams.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003
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Ass Vortex
Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!
Ass Vortex by tx3000 May 2, 2010
box of assorted creams
box of assorted creams by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004
A Box Of Assorted Creams
1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."
2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.
2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005
assorted
Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)
assorted by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006
Assorted Nuts
Multiple men having sex with the same woman.
Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.
Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.
Assorted Nuts by СукаБлять January 26, 2015
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