assvortex

one whose assholeness reaches such a point that neither the asshole nor light can escape it.

George Allen proved himself an assvortex when he call an Indian-American student a "macaca" then claimed he didn't know what it meant

by angie (for JMH) September 17, 2008

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

by scykon December 29, 2003

Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!

Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.

by tx3000 May 2, 2010

box of assorted creams

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.

Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.

1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005

assorted

Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)

The can says that these nuts are assorted, so I guess that means they are mixed!!

by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006

Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015