AssVertex 

A fancy way of saying MiiVertex

AssVertex sucks

AssVertex by Sanwichmann538 March 10, 2022

false assvertising 

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.

guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

false assvertising by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009

Assvertising 

Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.

Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO

Assvertising by Page Wagner October 3, 2007

assvertising 

When a woman advertises that she wants sex by moving her ass in erotic ways.

I totally wanna nail that chick, she been assvertising all night...

assvertising by TheJudd August 22, 2010

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

assvertisement by Hugh J-ass April 18, 2010

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

assvertisement by Hugh-J-ass April 18, 2010

advertexting 

Promoting a product or service to a large group of people by sending a text message advertisement; usually done by a corporation or company.

When Verizon Wireless wanted to clear their inventory of Blackberry Curve phones, they started advertexting to their higher-paying customers.

advertexting by twittykitty April 25, 2009