asspulp

the lint that comes out of a dudes lower back/upper butt crack after wearing a brand new pair of boxers. Any asspulp found below that merge line is not to be spoken of.

yo i was scratching my ass today and i got a huge ammount of asspulp.

asspulp by Nick (logicaldiginick on AIM) February 27, 2003

asspulp

the asshole who sends you a stupid link to look at a definition for a word that you would never care about.

Yo man, nick is a fucking asspulp for sending me this link

asspulp by spudnick February 27, 2003

asspull 

to pull a solution out of one's ass

They were completely screwed, but then there was an asspull and they knew how to save the day.

asspull by Adam VT December 13, 2005

asspuppet 

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

asspuppet by David December 9, 2003

Asspump 

This means anyone who is a knee-jerk Neocon, a rude person, someone who has no filter between the brain and mouth, someone who likes to dis people they consider "inferior" to themselves. Someone who has chronic diarrhea of both the brain and the mouth.

Tom: "I can't believer Bill stiffed her for the tip."
Doug: " Yeah, what an asspump."

Asspump by Jimbojones 55 March 31, 2010

asspuppy 

a man unusually attracted to his women's ass.

Chris could not keep his hands off of Lynn's ass. He is such an asspuppy.

asspuppy by tker November 20, 2009

asspull 

star platinum: the world and star platinum OH

Oh hE just never saw it hap- its a pure asspull

asspull by iggiplazer December 1, 2019