asspuppy

a man unusually attracted to his women's ass.

Chris could not keep his hands off of Lynn's ass. He is such an asspuppy.

by tker November 20, 2009

ass puppy

A person who always follows someone around, sort of like an attempt to be cool.

Joe is Steve's ass puppy

by Jack Holf December 29, 2005

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003

ass puppy

another insult term, such as moron

Way to go, ass puppy!!

by steve December 9, 2003

Asspuppet

Some one who talks all kinds of shit thru their ass almost as if strings were attached to their turd cutter

Brian,the shit talking pickle puffer he is,was being a freaking asspuppet when he tried denying his true love for the shim

by Rob(pcm at the shore) January 18, 2003

ass puppy

A small turd. Used as an insult.

You're quite an ass puppy, Joey.

by Deep Toad June 25, 2005