asspolice

A Nigga looking for some ass and constantly patrols his local trap for snacks to grub and grind on

Dude #1: "Aye loc, i heard twelve was up in this bitch big dawg! lookin' for someone"
Dude # "Nah, G they was lookin fo' some fat ass! Them mofos the asspolice. They ain't want no trapper you fuckin' nincompoop!"

by Yxung_Drxp July 6, 2022

assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

assholiness

The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010

assholiness

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

Assholocene

The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.

Guido: Why is democracy failing, inequality increasing, and the environment degrading?
Rocco: Because we're in the Assholocene!

by Sexxie Rexxie June 25, 2023

Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009