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The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010

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assholiness

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

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assholiness

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010

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assholiness

A grade A, highest ranking asshole

"Your wish is my command your assholiness"

assholiness by bwitchu March 15, 2004

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Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.

That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!

Assholiness by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

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pope of assholiness

A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.

Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!

pope of assholiness by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) December 3, 2010

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His Assholiness

Melania’s initially secret pet name for the 45th POTUS which was eventually adopted by many in 45’s administration who worked closely with him.

Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.

His Assholiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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