assoline 

The _other_ alternative fuel. Comes from the ass.

Dude, those beans have given you a serious tank of assoline.

assoline by tbonaz September 10, 2008

Assoline 

drinking some type of liquid to refuel the body after getting some ass

"damn me n that girl fucked all night...i need some Assoline".

Assoline by christophorus June 17, 2010

assoline 

A particularly runny shit.

Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?

assoline by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022

Assoline

An unfortunate or disappointing situation

"That new Marvel movie was straight assoline."

Assoline by Thiswo18 February 1, 2026

assholiness 

The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010

assholiness 

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness 

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010