Assholocene

The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.

Guido: Why is democracy failing, inequality increasing, and the environment degrading?
Rocco: Because we're in the Assholocene!

by Sexxie Rexxie June 25, 2023

assholeness

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole

-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.

by hate you November 5, 2007

Assholometer

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

by phantom2012 November 9, 2012

assholenergy

The energy exerted by one who tends to speak sternly or aggressively firm, while also tending to speak accurately and truthfully, and not always at the opportune time for someone else. Despite this, it also carries the intention of humor behind that same stern truth.

It is understanding the weight of timing and disrespecting it with absolute authority in the interest of the brutal truth.

"I can't believe you called out Nick for his rude remark, on his birthday no less! He's a nice guy but he did deserve it. You've got some real assholenergy."

"Thanks, and fuck you too, Michael."

by Trackstain April 1, 2021

Assholeness

Blatantly being rude to someone, speaking your opinion and having others not care what you think. Honesty is the best policy right?

T:Does my butt look big in these jeans?
B:When does it not?
T:Im glad i get your sense of humor because you have allot of assholeness in your personality.

by aisatan November 21, 2011

assholeness

doing ahole things to people.

name one word that sums up albert and law? assholeness!

by itsboosting March 12, 2010

assholieness

When someone is just a complete ass hole, to the point where they are considered to be of utter annoyance.

OR

How you might describe a high-horse, stuck up, fake, basic, or just plain rude person.

Person 1: Hey Fred, your a fucking weird ass ratchet bitch hoe.
Person 2:(To themself) Another day of this assholieness and Ill be choppin this mans ass in half...

Person 1:Move out the way!! Real nigga coming through!!!
Person 2:Yes your royal assholieness...

by BangCokKids May 15, 2014