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Cash Office
The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.
Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*
Cash Office by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021
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friday office
The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.
Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.
friday office by OGHM March 2, 2018
office drone
An office drone is a person who works a white collar job that doesn't vary much from day to day, usually at the low end of the income spectrum. They spend most of their time in a cubicle, and their day to day actions are nearly robotic.
"Mr. Incredible was quite the office drone when working for the insurance firm at the beginning of the movie."
office drone by UmichVoiceMajor April 5, 2016
Alpha Office
The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.
Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"
Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."
Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."
Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
Alpha Office by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011
Office Squid
Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking.
Kurt doesn't get out of his office chair the entire time he's at work. I swear he's such an office squid.
Office Squid by Kurt77 May 12, 2014
warm orifice
That into which a cock longs to be plunged -- usually balls deep -- repeatedly.
Plunging and replunging is best experienced with a cock of AT LEAST seven and a half inches length and considerable girth.
Plunging and replunging is best experienced with a cock of AT LEAST seven and a half inches length and considerable girth.
In middle school his hand was the warm orifice or so he deluded himself. That and a jizz sock started his conditioning of gratifying lust combined with fornication visualisation. Inured he would one day forge a habit of fornicating which would further harden his heart.
In high school he was able to buy devices to simulate a warm orifice; he was much more satisfied, albeit greater lust, with more vivid testosterone enhanced visualisations. In the afterglow of a softened cock he was unaware of his further hardening heart. At least he was without risk of becoming an std dispenser.
Gorged on simulated warm orifices, the flames of concupiscence burning brightly, blinded with hardened heart, he started using women for their warm orifices. Selfishly indifferent to the potential for conception and fatherhood brief though oral "contraceptives" allowed, he plunged and replunged his cock into each of her warm orifices in turn ultimately discarding her for the next set of warm orifices.
Married now and having abandoned the abortifacients masquerading as contraceptives he is permanently a father. He had his filling of her warm orifices he found himself longing for yet a new set of warm orifices.
She thought he loved her. He thought he loved her. They each vowed to love the other. One cannot promise to feel a certain way. Were their vows irrational? No. Love is an act of will. Can love abide lust? Who will stop the cycle?
In high school he was able to buy devices to simulate a warm orifice; he was much more satisfied, albeit greater lust, with more vivid testosterone enhanced visualisations. In the afterglow of a softened cock he was unaware of his further hardening heart. At least he was without risk of becoming an std dispenser.
Gorged on simulated warm orifices, the flames of concupiscence burning brightly, blinded with hardened heart, he started using women for their warm orifices. Selfishly indifferent to the potential for conception and fatherhood brief though oral "contraceptives" allowed, he plunged and replunged his cock into each of her warm orifices in turn ultimately discarding her for the next set of warm orifices.
Married now and having abandoned the abortifacients masquerading as contraceptives he is permanently a father. He had his filling of her warm orifices he found himself longing for yet a new set of warm orifices.
She thought he loved her. He thought he loved her. They each vowed to love the other. One cannot promise to feel a certain way. Were their vows irrational? No. Love is an act of will. Can love abide lust? Who will stop the cycle?
warm orifice by kmfrayed April 29, 2012