4 definitions by Mick O'Neill
A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".
Person 1: "My ass itches."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
by Mick O'Neill November 11, 2006
"During World War II, German engineers developed some of the world's first jet fighters. Among these was the messershit ME-262."
by Mick O'Neill December 5, 2006
"A process in which fuel is supplied to an engine via a pump, nozzles, and a computerized control module. This system has mostly replaced the carburetor, a much simpler mechanical device found in any car worth owning."
Person 1: "Fuel Injection is so much more reliable than carburetors."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
by Mick O'Neill December 5, 2006
Person 1: "Tom's ride is so pimp."
Person 2: "What? You mean that Ass Navigator he picked up at the police auction last summer? That thing's had the shit kicked out of it real bad."
Person 1: "It's still cool, though."
Person 2: "Yeah. At least he has a car. Unlike some people I know."
Person 1: "Hey, shut up!"
Person 2: "Hahahahahaha!"
Person 2: "What? You mean that Ass Navigator he picked up at the police auction last summer? That thing's had the shit kicked out of it real bad."
Person 1: "It's still cool, though."
Person 2: "Yeah. At least he has a car. Unlike some people I know."
Person 1: "Hey, shut up!"
Person 2: "Hahahahahaha!"
by Mick O'Neill December 5, 2006