assmoe

A word used to insult, such as,"Asshole!" and "Fuckface"

This came about in IRC when an IRCop killed someone.

<-- Axzor has quit (irc.unhandledexceptions.com Local kill by Pyr0t3ch (Testing ))
<Axzor> You assmoe.

assmoe by Dan August 14, 2004

Reverse Assmosis

The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.

Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.

Reverse Assmosis by BDE84 July 20, 2018

Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.

Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life

Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012

Asmoed 

Navy Boot Camp slang for being sent back a week.

John falled his PT and was Asmoed out of the company to one a week behind us. See you in 'A' school John.

Asmoed by What Exit? July 30, 2006

Assmosis 

the process of absorbing heat from a seat left by the person previously sitting in the seat

John: Hey, this seat is warm.
Franny: Lucky, you get assmosis.

Assmosis by Julie Parker December 23, 2013

assmountain 

an email attatchment

"I sent you the lab as an assmountain"

"Hey, Bob, did you get that assmountain of the TPS reports?"

assmountain by Nbaum April 14, 2007

assmonaut 

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

assmonaut by titocapotito July 28, 2007