assking

When you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.

Bob: Hey, can I have your Xbox 360?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Dude, Please!
Joe: No, stop assking!
Bob: PLEASE!!!
Joe: I already told you, NO!!
Bob: C'mon man, Please!
Joe: ...
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: PLEASE!!
Joe: FINE!!! HERE!! TAKE IT!!!
Bob: ...

















Bob: Can I have your Ps3?

by Bradford J. Soriano January 15, 2009

Multi-assking

The act of multi-tasking asses. Meaning, you juggle multiple guys and/or girls at the same time.

Yo, he's so pimp, he's multi-Assking with 9 different ho's

by MissBlazinAsian July 11, 2015

just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.

A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

asking for a friend

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

nowhere near the asking

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

by mouthrat December 28, 2021