Assting

When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.

Kevin ate some hot wings, and is assting at the moment. He’ll catch up with us later.

by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021

assting

Texting with that ass

I caught my girlfriend assting me

by babiesonfire August 17, 2016

ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

Asstinence

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

by kgetson December 22, 2010

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

ASOTing

To be in a state of deep thought or in a state of trance.

"Man I was rolling so hard I was ASOT (asoting)"

"Dude, are you alright? You seem out of it.
-Nah man, i'm just asoting. Fer sure."

by Bonardi May 10, 2009

Broke-asstinating

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016