asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

by mouthrat December 28, 2021

Pop Rocks

A pop rock is a small candy. It usually comes in cotton candy flavor. If you chew a handful, you can feel crackling in your mouth. It's a sensation. And it's weird.

Mom: I'll let you choose any candy you want from the candy store.
Kid: Let's get a bag of Pop Rocks!
Mom: Okay!
2 hours later...
Kid: -pours bag of Pop Rocks into mouth- IT FEELS LIKE EXPLOSIONS!!!! AYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

by mouthrat February 13, 2019

Block coding

One of various coding languages, more frequently used by kids. It is used with several different sections of blocks, and you snap a block with a block and make your character do something. As you can see, it's very simple coding language, therefore it is more commonly used by kids.

Teacher: "Any questions on the homework assignment for tonight?"
Student: "What's the name of the website we use for block coding?"

by mouthrat August 06, 2019

stickler

.Why are you searching up STICKLER on Urban Dictionary? Well, whatever, I'll tell you.

It's someone who needs to do everything exactly as planned, just like you are right now, searching up "stickler".

"She's such a stickler, she needs to stop doing everything according to plan!"

by mouthrat December 24, 2018

spectacles

1. Harry Potter glasses.
2. Circle glasses.
3. Old-timey glasses.

"Do you like my new Harry Potter glasses, Mrs. Mendoza?" asked the child. "You mean SPECTACLES." snapped the mean old teacher.

by mouthrat January 05, 2019

👁👄👁

used when texting to show how a person is dumbfounded, ignorant, not understanding of the scenario, etc.

jenna: omg guess what.
you: what?!
jenna: my dad played the old shmalalalaloo cornapopashka to the family at dinner lmao
you: 👁👄👁

by mouthrat July 08, 2020

Bubble Tape

Gum that is like tape, but you can make it as long as you want, chew on it, and it tastes like bubblegum!!!

#bubbleYUM!!!

Kid: Mommy, can I have some bubble tape?
Mom: Sure, honey.
-Kid takes bubble tape off of the rack at the grocery store-
-Mom checks out-
-Kid rips off a foot long piece of bubble tape-
Kid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

by mouthrat December 24, 2018