assjew

Any woman who refuses to have sex for (apparently) no good reason. References the stereotype of Jews as stingy, hoarding and ungenerous...combined with the slang meaning of "ass" (pussy, vagina, stank, cunt, puddin, poontang, et al) the indication is of one stingy with "ass".

She won't give it up - she's an assjew...

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

assjerk

jerk1 ( P ) Pronunciation (ass-jûrk)
v. assjerked, assjerk·ing, assjerks
v. tr.

1. The fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. The conjoining of asshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. I was driving along the road when I got assjerked but some crap driver.
4. Those guys are such a group of assjerks.

"That lame PKer is such an assjerk!"

by Dacarlo September 2, 2005

assjerct

noun. someone who is a combination of an asshole, a jerk and a (social) reject.

Ali was a rude, had no sense of respect, and nobody liked him.

So to recap, Ali was a combination of an asshole, a jerk and a reject. Clearly, he was an assjerct.

by skatingjenny January 17, 2011

Ass jew

When you take a poo and it comes out curly

When Adam Sandler Shits,Ass jew

by Fitz & Vinny June 11, 2006

assjaw

What you get after eating ass for hours

Last night I was eating sarahs ass for hours and I woke up with assjaw

by mastermind20 October 19, 2014

ASSJERK

Refers to a know-it-all who is an asshole and a jerk.

Shmitty, you are such an assjerk.

by bz93 September 21, 2015

assjet

an extended realease of flatulence from the anus that sounds like a jumbo jet taking off

Yo kid, you totally just assjetted yourself after that huge bowl of chili.

Yo, that was a huge assjet. It stinks.

by Simmons and Nunez February 12, 2008