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asstetic 

A dick that is so aesthetic that it makes your ass twitch.
Gary sent me a fire nude today. It was so asstetic I was wet throughout my entire math lecture.
asstetic by Zrizt October 3, 2017
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Assthetics 

The Judge of how good or beautiful(sexy) somebody's ass looks
Damn, that chicks got some serious assthetics
Assthetics by Mikaleo April 22, 2010

asstitician 

Someone who takes it up the ass for a living.
Dougs mom is an asstitician
asstitician by Larry123c May 1, 2005

assthetic 

adj. 1.Having a beautiful ass; 2.see bootylicious
"Jennifer Lopez is assthetic."

assthetic by mic dundee July 23, 2007

assthetic 

An aesthetic that fails in a particularly miserable way, i.e. an outcome that looks like ass.
Man 1: Hey, that looks really awful! I'm not sure how she achieved that particular assthetic.

Man 2: Perhaps by following your unstructions.
assthetic by Pork Sled November 3, 2009

asteticly 

A word created by the new 2021 worlds sexiest man- Nathan (his words not mine)
It is a very litty word you should use :)
Sooooo asteticly pleasing
asteticly by littylauren October 21, 2021

ali_astetic 

fake poser chick who thinks shes cool
Dude did you see that emo chick?
Naw dude she a total Ali_Astetic
ali_astetic by B-Wick Roader May 9, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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