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Assthetics 

The Judge of how good or beautiful(sexy) somebody's ass looks
Damn, that chicks got some serious assthetics
Assthetics by Mikaleo April 22, 2010

asstitician 

Someone who takes it up the ass for a living.
Dougs mom is an asstitician
asstitician by Larry123c May 1, 2005

assthetic 

adj. 1.Having a beautiful ass; 2.see bootylicious
"Jennifer Lopez is assthetic."
assthetic by mic dundee July 23, 2007

assthetic 

An aesthetic that fails in a particularly miserable way, i.e. an outcome that looks like ass.
Man 1: Hey, that looks really awful! I'm not sure how she achieved that particular assthetic.

Man 2: Perhaps by following your unstructions.
assthetic by Pork Sled November 3, 2009

asteticly 

A word created by the new 2021 worlds sexiest man- Nathan (his words not mine)
It is a very litty word you should use :)
Sooooo asteticly pleasing
asteticly by littylauren October 21, 2021

ali_astetic 

fake poser chick who thinks shes cool
Dude did you see that emo chick?
Naw dude she a total Ali_Astetic
ali_astetic by B-Wick Roader May 9, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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