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Assjacked
Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
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AssJack
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
AssJack by Libraryguy March 4, 2010
heinous ass jackal
heinous ass jackal by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005
assjaculate
The key to proper use is to fully understand the nuanced meaning and connotations intended by its use.
The ejaculate part of the definition represents the idea of building up and explosive release.
The ass part refers to the fact that that the explosive release is some sort of fecal matter.
So, describing an activity as "a bunch of assjaculate" means that emotions have been brewing for a while and finally jismed themselves out.
Engaging in the act of assjaculating is the natural extension of the metaphorical shit-storm that's been brewing in your head all year and then finds its way out.
When one finds oneself assjaculated upon, one has been working on a project for some time and in one fell swoop the powers that be convulsively (and possibly without warning) shit all over you.
The best application of assjaculate is at meetings or professional development workshops/seminars.
The ejaculate part of the definition represents the idea of building up and explosive release.
The ass part refers to the fact that that the explosive release is some sort of fecal matter.
So, describing an activity as "a bunch of assjaculate" means that emotions have been brewing for a while and finally jismed themselves out.
Engaging in the act of assjaculating is the natural extension of the metaphorical shit-storm that's been brewing in your head all year and then finds its way out.
When one finds oneself assjaculated upon, one has been working on a project for some time and in one fell swoop the powers that be convulsively (and possibly without warning) shit all over you.
The best application of assjaculate is at meetings or professional development workshops/seminars.
Noun: Man, that ice-breaking activity they made us do was a bunch of assjaculate.
Verb: My boss came to our meeting and assjaculated all over our new ideas.
Verb: My boss came to our meeting and assjaculated all over our new ideas.
assjaculate by HoffBKK May 1, 2009
Assjacket
Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.
Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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