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Assjaculation

1. explosive diarrhea that shoots in spurts and closely resembles the male orgasm
Brad: dude where were you last night?
Chaz: I was sitting on the toilet having a major assjaculation all night.. shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch
by MasterOfDBL October 5, 2011
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airjaculation

The act of creating a letter "o" in one hand while vigorously jerking it, in and out, to mimic the execution of a person yanking their penis while watching stashes of pornographic images. ie. during masturbation.

This motion could also be used to make fun of people who seem to fail at life constantly.
Person 1: *does an act of airjaculation*

Person 2: ...........Um, Why the hell did you do that?

Person 1: Because you're gay. *shakes head with disappointment*
by Paddy O' Al July 30, 2009
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Assvacuation

The act of completely and totally emptying your bowels, most often done in an involuntary manner and inconvenient setting.
May leave you with an empty feeling, or dehydrated.
Man, after being stuck on I-285 for 2 hours, I barely made it home before having a total Assvacuation in my pants.
by DobberDoo April 14, 2011
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Adjaculation

Emission of adjectives from pens of copywriters.
Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.
by khyatijp December 17, 2021
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Adjaculation

A portmanteau of 'Adjective and Ejaculation'. This word means frequent emission or discharge of adjectives from the pens of advertising copywriters.
Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.
by khyatijp November 21, 2023
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