Assjackel 

Assjackel (ass-jack-ill)

1. A Man Who Loves A Big Ass On His Women.
2. When A Girls Skirt Is Too Low, And You Can See Her Saggy Ass.

1. Man, You Shoulda Seen The Assjackel At The Part, Grabbing Every Womans Ass, The Jerk.
2. Damn, Did You Ever Make It To The Party? This Girls Assjackel Was Just Out In The Open, She Bent Down And God Damn, I Saw Her Saggy White Ass!

Assjackel by haleymichael October 22, 2010

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

AssJack 

Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack

That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack

AssJack by Libraryguy March 4, 2010

AssJack 

An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.

"Hey honey, lets use the assjack tonight. I want to be sure i hit your G-Spot."

AssJack by rilecat November 17, 2016

assjaculate 

The key to proper use is to fully understand the nuanced meaning and connotations intended by its use.

The ejaculate part of the definition represents the idea of building up and explosive release.

The ass part refers to the fact that that the explosive release is some sort of fecal matter.

So, describing an activity as "a bunch of assjaculate" means that emotions have been brewing for a while and finally jismed themselves out.

Engaging in the act of assjaculating is the natural extension of the metaphorical shit-storm that's been brewing in your head all year and then finds its way out.

When one finds oneself assjaculated upon, one has been working on a project for some time and in one fell swoop the powers that be convulsively (and possibly without warning) shit all over you.

The best application of assjaculate is at meetings or professional development workshops/seminars.

Noun: Man, that ice-breaking activity they made us do was a bunch of assjaculate.

Verb: My boss came to our meeting and assjaculated all over our new ideas.

assjaculate by HoffBKK May 1, 2009

Assjacket 

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006

assjacker(s) 

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004