An unathletic, freeloading valueless student at the University of Chicago, distinguished by their pretentiousness, self-entitlement, and general air of douchebaggery.
A slightly migratory species, jackals inhabit the library during finals week, the dining hall during feeding times, and hibernate in their dorms in between. Unlike their territorial namesake, jackals are completely oblivious of others. They create large messes and romp about at all hours of the night, showing utter disregard towards athletes and people with worthwhile goals.
A slightly migratory species, jackals inhabit the library during finals week, the dining hall during feeding times, and hibernate in their dorms in between. Unlike their territorial namesake, jackals are completely oblivious of others. They create large messes and romp about at all hours of the night, showing utter disregard towards athletes and people with worthwhile goals.
"I fucking hate the Reg during finals week, it's completely overrun by jackals"
Student 1: "I don't have time to wait in line behind all these lazy hipster non-athlete dbags in bartlett"
Student 2: "Yeah, fucking jackals"
Wyatt: "Has anyone seen Dan today?"
Cooper: "No, didn't you hear? he's doing 25-life for going on that jackal killing spree"
Wyatt: "Damn. Well, can't blame him."
Student 1: "I don't have time to wait in line behind all these lazy hipster non-athlete dbags in bartlett"
Student 2: "Yeah, fucking jackals"
Wyatt: "Has anyone seen Dan today?"
Cooper: "No, didn't you hear? he's doing 25-life for going on that jackal killing spree"
Wyatt: "Damn. Well, can't blame him."
by DP's thoughts December 06, 2010

by Flan September 22, 2005

"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"
"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"
"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"
by Pete May 29, 2004

when your rub the clitoris with your thumb, you insert your index and middle finger in vagina, your ring finger is folded, and the little finger in the anus: your hands make the shape of a jackal, which is an animal
by P-O June 18, 2006

by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

A male version of cougar - a man who constantly dates women at least 20 years his junior. A predator who feeds on the young.
Donald Trump is such a jackal.
by Marissa Dee August 26, 2008

by SScott February 24, 2008
