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Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.
"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."
assatry by Desht ree July 19, 2016
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Noun. ass-eh-tree
Behavior that resembles that of an ass or of ass-like qualities.
"I will not stand for this level of assitry in a serious discussion."
assitry by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013
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A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.
I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.
Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015
A word that describes a situation or when a person or persons exemplifie the combination of stupidity, ignorance, immatuarity, and arrogance all at the same time and has truley convinced oneself that they are the victim(s)
Neal and Bob's behavior at work demonstrate udder and pure assary.
Assary by team vagina April 20, 2010

lusine asatryan 

She is the most clever person in this world. Beautiful,sweetie, carefree, flexible, supportive friend.if u have friend like her u r the happiest person in this world.she wants to became a doctor and i know that one day we all gonna listen her name from huge stages. Honey never give up u will have what u want so soon. And your parents always would be proud of ya.ly go forward and forward….💖
Lusine Asatryan
lusine asatryan by Your Futute November 23, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026