assitron

a person annoyingly obsessed robot related science fiction or techno music.

"i don't care about the terminator video game, assitron."
or
"are you listening to techno again assitron?

by bitterguy2009 June 23, 2009

Asstronomer

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.

Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.

by smatty21 March 30, 2010

assiton assimilators

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

by Telephony April 26, 2014

Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.

Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!

by Lil Woody January 26, 2015

askitron

game of mr PEPE REIES the realest nigga in da jud this game consists of basically soccer but u can use hands and feet i n the playing of the game

e we vamos con MR PEPE REIES a jugars askitron xd

by realest nigga69420 November 18, 2019

Asstronaut

Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.

Toby is famed for being an Asstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your anus.

by Mel Carroll May 23, 2008

Asstronaut

A term describing a person who with minimal effort gets huge amounts of ass. The term was first used by negro rapper "Dr. Dre" in the song "Keep Their Heads Ringin'".

"Treyshon is a fucking asstronaut! Did you se those bitchis he brought home yesterday?" "i get plenty of ass, call me an asstronaut"

by Mr. Arafat July 2, 2011