Assic 

Something that is classic but ass, shitty, or just unpleasant. However, like a classic, it is something recurring and essentially a trend of sorts.

Jimmy: I forgot to bubble in an answer on my multiple choice form, and so I got every question after that wrong cause it was one off.

Carlos: Dude, that's so assic.

Assic by pus-926 May 27, 2018

Assaccino

n. A hot frothy form of Diarrhea resembling cappuccino

After a long night of drinking and a 2am super beef, his colon exploded with Assaccino

Assaccino by Techmasterflash May 29, 2007

Asscard 

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

assicon 

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

assicon by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

asschopsticks 

when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.

Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks

asschopsticks by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005

assc 

Anti Social Social Club

Me:Aye did you get that assc sweater
Friend:What's assc

Me:It's the Anti Social Social Club

assc by PoppinB November 12, 2017

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

nigga asscheek walmart by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019