Definitions by Mailmanjoe

lightbulb 

Noun.
Slang for a Crack-pipe. Mostly used by tennagers in Hawai'i, to throw off their parents and teachers to the fact they are Tweekers

Ed, bring your lightbulb tonite, Brock's got some good shit.

lightbulb by mailmanjoe August 8, 2005

Mr. Bill 

A little clay dude from the late 70's. Sluggo used to kick his ass weekly.

OH NO............... Mr. Bill!

Mr. Bill by Mailmanjoe July 3, 2005

asschopsticks 

when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.

Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks

asschopsticks by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005

Ranch 

Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.

Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick!

Ranch by mailmanjoe May 31, 2005

ATM Sex 

Also know as Ass to mouth sex. When having anal sex from behind the fucker pulls out just before ejaculating, and the fuckee turns around to suck the load off.

That dirty bitch suzan likes atm sex.

ATM Sex by Mailmanjoe May 30, 2005