Assica 

A "basic woman" that acts like she is better than everyone else and has delusions of grandeur. A step above a "karen"

Example: " that girl over snubbing everyone and cutting in line is a TOTAL assica " "stop being an assica"

Assica by Flamingo 12 December 31, 2021

assiya 

Some one who's funny and great to be around. They always crack controversial jokes that could make anyone laugh

Assiya your so funny

assiya by Sabby_mo April 9, 2017

Asscard 

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

Assinaise

Using Mayonaise in place of lubricant

Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise

Assinaise by Astam Outh August 19, 2009

assicon 

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

assicon by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

Assipal syndrome 

is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.

assipal syndrome

Assipal syndrome by rain97 April 24, 2022

Assia 

The best women you will get to know in your life.
Loves coocking soccer cars sleeping food etc.
Will always have your back even if you're in trouble

Im gonna chill with my homegirl assia

Assia by Madeune February 26, 2017