Assic

Something that is classic but ass, shitty, or just unpleasant. However, like a classic, it is something recurring and essentially a trend of sorts.

Jimmy: I forgot to bubble in an answer on my multiple choice form, and so I got every question after that wrong cause it was one off.

Carlos: Dude, that's so assic.

by pus-926 May 27, 2018

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Assaccino

n. A hot frothy form of Diarrhea resembling cappuccino

After a long night of drinking and a 2am super beef, his colon exploded with Assaccino

by Techmasterflash May 29, 2007

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Asscard

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

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assicon

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

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asschopsticks

when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.

Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks

by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005

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