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Someone who is such a prick or is so obnoxious that he isn't worth being called an asshole.
That guy isn't even an asshole, he's an asshalf.
by SFSMaus March 02, 2006
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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One step lower than an asswhole.

Lacking half the intelligence of a whole ass.
Iā€™m trying to study in the library but these asshalves keep going on and on about which protein shakes make your nuts bigger.

They could t change a lightbulb to save their lives Even if this asshalf and that asshalf put their minds together.
by Saint.Grand September 30, 2019
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A exceedingly stupid or obnoxous person. An idiot. A walking life support system for a vagina.
You are an asshalf, it takes two of you to make and asshole.
by ass troll February 20, 2009
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Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves
I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 19, 2012
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To share, or split space. Usually a space at a show, con,or vendor space.
" Sure, I will asshalf a chair with you if you want to do the show."
by Cigany January 28, 2013
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Really? Im an Asshole? Well you're an AssHalf.... it takes TWO of you to make an Asshole.....
by LuNaTTiK May 06, 2021
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