assball

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games

we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.

by QBall® March 09, 2003

assball

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

by davekelly September 21, 2006

assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 09, 2016

assball

An exclamation of anger.

"Assballs!"

by Absolutely Bill's Mood April 08, 2003

Assball

When its hotter than hot

The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here

by Goofizz April 28, 2021

Assball

When someone takes a poop and stinks up the bathroom to where it’s steamy

Dad:takes a poop
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball

by Goofizz April 28, 2021

assballs

Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.

Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!

by LindsayLu September 22, 2004