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any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games
we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.
by QBallยฎ March 09, 2003
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a game that is made up in teenager's basements... all you need is a ball that bounces and shit to break.

can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.
Jimmy put a huge fucking hole in my wall last time we played assball.
by QBall June 21, 2004
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Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.
Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!
by LindsayLu September 22, 2004
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An ass ball is a human being cowering in a tight fetal position. Most used in the context of "to curl into an ass ball"
Oh my god, he's coming! Quick, curl into an ass ball for defense!
by The Definitionator July 28, 2005
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When you're walking or something and your balls work their way so they're right underneath your ass. If someone looked at it from behind, you could see them just dangling there.

Also a very fun word to use to replace the nouns in a story.
I got a wicked case of assballs from all that walking we did.
by xyamakunx May 14, 2010
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when one farts, then cups it into a ball in their hand and throws it.
zach: (sniffs) EWW do you smell that?
dennis: yes i just threw Ass balls at your face how does it smell?
zach: just dandy!
by bigdickdenny November 13, 2009
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Morbidly obese people with the appearance of two stomachs. One above the beltline and one below (the assballs area). Couple this with a tight pair of pants gives the stunning appearance of having an "ass" where the "balls" should be...Hence, assballs.
Assgina is this very same affliction, only in women.
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We're going over to assballs house for a barbeque.
Assballs owes me 40 dollars.
by Joe Bert May 07, 2007
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