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Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).

She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.

Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.

When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
Assala
Assala by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019
Words you can keep

Debbah Assala 

Debbah Assala is the smartest prettiest laziest most loyal friend/girlfriend you could ever have , she's very sweet and kind but her stubbornness and short temper usually make her sound rude when she really isn't, she's so introverted that it's hard for her to communicate with people thus being unable to make friends, she gets misunderstood very often by others mainly because of her style and the way her pretty bangs cover her eyes making her seem intimidating when in reality she's so soft and shy and very awkward she's tall, slim, has dark shoulder length hair and dark eyes
She gets stressed over literally everything and can struggle so much when dealing with anxiety
Other than , she's easily the best you girl you can ever meet, if you know her make sure to grab onto her before she suddenly starts avoiding out of nowhere because she thinks she's annoying and useless even she might come off as confident, she is very insecure but will never admit to anyone not even herself, but does not mean she's weak, she's actually very strong minde and believes she's "always right" and will beat to your ass if you ever treat her wrong , she rarely cries but when she does, she'll keep crying for hours on end , she's an intp which also explains a lot about her, if you ever read this , try befriending her even if she refuses to, she's just too shy to admit wanting a friend
She never leaves her bed and sleeps anywhere at anytime and has 0 energy
A : hey isn't that that emo girl who's always glaring at everyone?
B : Oh you mean " Debbah Assala"? She's not emo she's just too lazy to match up colors so she just wears all black, she also has a rbf so she's not really glaring lol
Debbah Assala by Anonymous.rc January 18, 2022

Arsalaan 

Average height, toned body, sweet, southern personality, self made business man, can just about sell anything to anyone, caring, values family, and loves a independent women who isn't afraid to let him take the lead
Damn I wish I owned my own business like arsalaan
Arsalaan by Short and sexy September 6, 2016

Assalias 

n. The name given to a chick's ass.
Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."
Assalias by migga please May 5, 2009
Arsalan is a name of a person usually from South Asian descent. Literal meaning of the word means brave or brave as a lion.

The lion in the movie 'Chronicles of Narnia' was called Azlan, which is very similar to the word Arsalan.
Arsalan can be an amazing guy only if he work on his attitude.
Arsalan by IArchitect January 24, 2017

cultural assailant 

A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.
America has elected a most pernicious and destructive cultural assailant.

assplastic 

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.
You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.
assplastic by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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