Samuek's definitions

whitepony

A Great Cd Produced By The Deftones..An outstanding band of the hard rock genre

i listen to Whitepony all last night

by samuek November 22, 2004

school dance

Stupid Room filled with shitty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like whores and sweat.

the school dance blows

by samuek January 26, 2005

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 20, 2004

Thumb-pany

When you are bored and alone, you keep texting someone and subsequently that person is keeping you company via texts.
That is thumb-pany. When someone keeps you company with texts.

Im all alone at this bus stop, can you keep me thumb-pany?

by samuek August 11, 2010

tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

by Samuek August 18, 2008

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 20, 2004