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Thumb-pany

When you are bored and alone, you keep texting someone and subsequently that person is keeping you company via texts.
That is thumb-pany. When someone keeps you company with texts.
Im all alone at this bus stop, can you keep me thumb-pany?
by samuek August 11, 2010
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What up

The most lazy, and unoriginal way to engage a conversation. Used by people who are bored with whom they are talking to, or have nothing else to say.
"Hey man...uh....what up
by Samuek August 19, 2008
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tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.
I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks
by Samuek August 18, 2008
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monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.
"monkey tree cant pinch back!"
by Samuek August 18, 2008
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Textual Assualt

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
by Samuek June 4, 2013
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school dance

Stupid Room filled with shitty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like whores and sweat.
by samuek January 26, 2005
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mandom

the Mans Condom for man. Demandom Mandoms , reusuable mandoms for man only for men at mandom store man stores , man , man man man , mans..Mans. Demandom mandoms.
would u like to buy mandoms maam
by samuek January 29, 2005
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