assholatry

The worship of people who are assholes in order to get ahead

Mark: Jared left his new bride in Cabo to come back early and work on the BigJugs account! Phelps said he had to.

Steve: God, Jared will do ANYTHING to get ahead. He is so in to assholatry.

by JanevonMises February 15, 2010

assholatry

Actions exemplifying those taken by an asshole

Bouncers at clubs have mastered the art of assholatry.

by ceasar_colorado June 28, 2009

assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

by Chad December 3, 2003

assholatosis

A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.

Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.

by snowpimper May 24, 2009

Assholity

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

by ETYLF August 4, 2009

assholery

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.

1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries

by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

assholry

The act of being an asshole. Anything associated with an asshole.

Cory's blatant assholry was pissing his hard working friend off while he was trying to do his research paper. He wouldn't stop asking him annoying questions, and trying to pressure him into doing stuff he didn't want to do.

by Vive Cuervo April 8, 2006