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assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole
I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.
assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

assholery 

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
assholery by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

assholery 

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.
1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?
assholery by 91flhs March 1, 2011
What the other Norse gods call Loki when he is a dick.
"Wow Loki, you are still a assholr"
Assholr by Skull44392 July 1, 2016
From the root words "asshole" and "holy".

1. A mocking gesture to someone who thinks they are better than others.

2. A priest kink.
1. "Dee was being extra assholy today."

2. "Cassie gets off on reading Assholy."
Assholy by forsakensyke February 20, 2009

Assholery 

This is the word used to describe the act of being an asshole
That is pure assholery
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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