assholatosis

A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.

Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.

by snowpimper May 24, 2009

Assholitosis

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

by Shaman_X January 19, 2009

assholationism

A national policy of withdrawing from international entanglements by making other countries hate us too much

Trump's policy of assholationism will likely get us kicked out of every global treaty and peace deal without us having to do anything.

by JewGotMail May 31, 2017

Assholiosis

A disease in which the patient acts like an asshole, talks like an asshole, does asshole things and has asshole stuff

If you cut me off with that fancy car you have just get chicks with, you might have Assholiosis

by boomboombow March 8, 2015

assholeiosis

A mental condition in which a person is simply an asshole.

Rush Limbaugh made fun of Michael J. Fox because he is afflicted with assholeiosis.

by briguy3 November 26, 2009

Assholeosis

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...

“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"

by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014