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assholedry 

the quality of being an asshole; behaving in the manner of an asshole
People who lean on their horns in a traffic jam in the hopes of the honking clearing traffic demonstrate their inate assholedry.
assholedry by Meg May 25, 2004
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assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole
I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.
assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

assholery 

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
assholery by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

assholry 

The act of being an asshole. Anything associated with an asshole.
Cory's blatant assholry was pissing his hard working friend off while he was trying to do his research paper. He wouldn't stop asking him annoying questions, and trying to pressure him into doing stuff he didn't want to do.
assholry by Vive Cuervo April 8, 2006

assholery 

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.
1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?
assholery by 91flhs March 1, 2011

assholeary 

The act of being a Total asshole. like, unrelenting. nearing the point of douchebagary, but not quite there.
"dick-head"

"piss off asshole"

"im the asshole? oh no, youre the one carrying out the assholeary. so cut it? aye"
assholeary by Tommy Stein! August 29, 2009

assholerance 

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.
I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!
assholerance by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009
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High School Liquid 

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