assholation

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.

Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.

by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020

Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

assholatosis

A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.

Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.

by snowpimper May 24, 2009

assholationism

A national policy of withdrawing from international entanglements by making other countries hate us too much

Trump's policy of assholationism will likely get us kicked out of every global treaty and peace deal without us having to do anything.

by JewGotMail May 31, 2017

Assillation

The unnaturally pronounced oscillation of the ass during motion such as walking/running. Can be seen in models strutting down the runway, toned high level athletes, etc. Similar to the way a cheetah's shoulder blades oscillate when stalking.

Damn, that girl's got some assillation going on. Look at that booty go!

or

Those speedskating suits don't leave much to the imagination! You can even see the assillation!

by c.is.for.celeritas November 1, 2010

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012

Final Assolution

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

by HDog June 20, 2015