nascar nap

A nap taken during a NASCAR race. Usually done around lap 25 in anticipation of waking up for the final 25 laps.

"Man I got hammered during lap 25 of Daytona. I just had to take a quick nascar nap until lap 175."

by HDog February 17, 2008

ben schöpp

A large cuck, who spends a large portion of time messaging women about pointless topics. He is normally found in a herd attempting to mate with females, but is yet to succeed. He is constantly stuck in the friend zone and fails to take the hint and carries on with his life leaving a trail of tragedies behind him.

Person 1: where you going?
Person 2 gonna go sit 2 seats away from that girl.
Person 1: wow your such a ben schöpp

by Hdog February 07, 2018

Final Assolution

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

by HDog June 15, 2015