Asscalation

Where someone escalates an a situation to higher ups just to get one over on you/to spite you.

"Steven just called HR on me to be a dick"
"Omg that's such an asscalation"

Asscalation by Bloody_Basket January 27, 2026

Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

Assolation by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

asscalator 

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

asscalator by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

assholation 

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.

Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.

assholation by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020

Assillation 

The unnaturally pronounced oscillation of the ass during motion such as walking/running. Can be seen in models strutting down the runway, toned high level athletes, etc. Similar to the way a cheetah's shoulder blades oscillate when stalking.

Damn, that girl's got some assillation going on. Look at that booty go!

or

Those speedskating suits don't leave much to the imagination! You can even see the assillation!

Assillation by c.is.for.celeritas November 1, 2010

assholationism 

A national policy of withdrawing from international entanglements by making other countries hate us too much

Trump's policy of assholationism will likely get us kicked out of every global treaty and peace deal without us having to do anything.

assholationism by JewGotMail May 31, 2017

Assalation 

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

Assalation by penquinsolder October 26, 2012